me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

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Ed Gein’s gravestone as it appeared in 1999. The number 666 had been carved into the stone. His gravestone was stolen in 2000 and recovered in 2001 near Seattle. It is now in a museum in Waushara County, Wisconsin.

I’m sick of trying for bullshit




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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